is an aspiring journalist, cat-lover and vegetarian. She recently graduated from Durham University, having studied English Literature. She spends her free time reading, writing and tweaking that strange deftness with words we call humour.
She created this website on a whim one afternoon, researching HTML, CSS and a pinch of PHP, after an earlier version of this site crashed on an external content management system.
Before we begin...
Hello my fellow alien, welcome to my humble abode.
It is my duty to inform you of the sporadic appearance of code-eating zombies who have an occasional nibble at this domain.
This site will therefore be subject to unannounced change and may be in flux.
Do, however, feel free to have a look around. Links are above.
I regret to inform you of the following:
Any humans found snooping will be found and quarantined for an indefinite amount of time.
Any humans whose importance murders my ego will be caught and shot.
All other humans will be trapped, neutered and released.